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A. A golden ticket to all the knowledge in the world, and thus, ruling it!
B. Go Go Juice
C. Name identier (Hi, this me and the gang I’m in)
D. Hotel key (Dear hotel, please next time put the room number on it so when it’s 3 in the GD morning I know where I’m going)
E. One of 10K useless QR-Code thingies (that didn’t link to anything good)
F. Sci-Fi thumb drive (instant geek street cred)
G. Hipster-collegiate smokes (which made me look and smell stupid)
H. Rag for cleaning my hipster glasses
I. Lifeblood (Please Apple make a battery that lasts even longer)
J. Analogue writing utensil (didn’t use these at all)